How the sellout Muslim talks

Just like you


I'm a Muslim, but I'm just like you
Please accept me like I'm one of you

I drink alcohol, just like you
I am American, through and through

I sing and dance, just like you
Heading for hell? Me too!

You love gays? I'm gay too!
I use the loo, just like you

God forbids it? I'll do that too
Whatever it takes to be like you

I'm a Muslim, but I'm just like you
Please accept me like I'm one of you

(I wrote "Just like you" in response to the video below)

https://www.facebook.com/refinery29/videos/10154314657067922/